Well isn't that Fascinating

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

wimpytav:

stop-turning-into-a-penguin:

krikorjabotian:

me in chemistry class

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 unstable and not fully understood yet.

i’M IN MY

eLEMENT

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djsckatzen:

otakumusician:

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FUCKING HIT PLAY OH MY GOD

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

lotr meme: eight scenes (4/8)

"My friends, you bow to no one"


When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

winchesterson:

perplexingly:

geosaurus:

perplexingly:

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

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Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…image

or cats…

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or…. uh… snakes?

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Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

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There is nothing about this post I don’t love

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

gwenlightened:

ineedathneed:

watamato:

been feeling kind of paranoid lately

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Take that time by yourself to get to know yourself and rediscover what makes you shine. Don’t surrender yourself to waiting, and don’t stay isolated for too long, because there’s a beautiful you the world is dying to meet. 

comics that end sadly but wind up being replied to with love are what I live for

entp-adviceorbust:

saaaaaasha:

freida-b-frosty:

littlesapphireknight:

How to get into college in 1983: get good grades

How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger

How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans. 

How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable? 

What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry

This

kada-bura:

My friend showed me this site where you have 45 seconds to draw a pokemon but sometimes it takes like 20 seconds for the reference image to load in and let me tell you my artistic abilities have never shone brighter.

kada-bura:

My friend showed me this site where you have 45 seconds to draw a pokemon but sometimes it takes like 20 seconds for the reference image to load in and let me tell you my artistic abilities have never shone brighter.

bioware: what do you mEAN you don't like liara
bioware: you hear that your LI is jealous because u talked to liara once
bioware: aw you rejected her again too bad she's still into you regardless
bioware: guess what
bioware: in order to advance the plot u have to have mind sex with liara. twice
bioware: lol even though shep shut her down and romanced someone else they will continue to talk about how amazing and beautiful she is over the next 3 games
bioware: oh look at all this content and scenes specifically for liara
bioware: i see you used renegade options to reject her again...
bioware: it's ok there's like 9 other chances bc obviously you weren't thinking straight that time lmao
bioware: player
bioware: pLAYER
bioware: DO U LOVE LIARA YET